"All this just to avoid some income tax."
"Tell me that isn't my mother-in-law over there."
"Did I leave the iron on?"
"I didn't leave the packed sandwiches behind again, did I?"
"Oh no, its Ross Kemp!"
"What did he mean, 'Nice tights'?"
"I don't call this much of a Spanish Armada."
"I hope I haven't missed 'Coronation Street'."
"Not the Jehovah's Witnesses again."
"No, I don't want my windscreen washed!"
Posted by: Guy | January 21, 2008 at 12:17 PM
In the spirit I present the modified picture:
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/DeDampierre/Ohno.jpg
Posted by: Guy | January 21, 2008 at 12:45 PM
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Ye gods this armour doth chafe!
Posted by: Dan Williams | January 22, 2008 at 04:18 PM
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""Cowlnecks", she thed. "All da rage", she thed. Eber thneeze in one? Eber twy and wipe your nozthe? AAAh choooo! Thcuze me."
Posted by: mike foncannon | January 22, 2008 at 04:22 PM
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GOLD ,get the gold !get the jewels,get some food ......then the women!!!
Posted by: shawn (warcot) cowart | January 22, 2008 at 04:22 PM
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What, no McDonalds???
Posted by: Catherine Lindley | January 22, 2008 at 04:23 PM
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(To be said in an American accent)
"Tonight we will dine with my father in Nottingham" - via Carlisle and the Yorkshire Dales
Posted by: David Pollard | January 22, 2008 at 04:25 PM
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"Where's the zipper in this thing? I really gotta go!"
Posted by: Mattski | January 22, 2008 at 04:27 PM
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"I don't see no smugglers."
Posted by: Brian | January 22, 2008 at 04:29 PM
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Geech! If I had known this land was this barren, I would have stayed in Miami!
Posted by: John E Legere | January 22, 2008 at 04:29 PM
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It's 6pm, we're 5000 miles from home, the natives are restless, and you left our shades behind...hit it...
Posted by: jim mcclain | January 22, 2008 at 04:31 PM
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MapQuest???? Never again!!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey J. Schmitz | January 22, 2008 at 04:34 PM
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OK, this is the last time I believe Joe and Phil when they say "bring the keg, it's a great party spot..."
Posted by: jim mcclain | January 22, 2008 at 04:37 PM
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"I knew I should have peed when I had the chance."
Posted by: David Lougheed | January 22, 2008 at 04:38 PM
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"!
Posted by: Jeff Jones | January 22, 2008 at 04:40 PM
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What do you mean I gotta wait 200 years for the Osprey game to come out?
Posted by: jim mcclain | January 22, 2008 at 04:46 PM
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Did you remember the Duraglit?
Posted by: JudeVFR400 | January 22, 2008 at 04:48 PM
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Travel 5000 miles and some seagull poops on my balloon...
Posted by: jim mcclain | January 22, 2008 at 04:48 PM
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What do ya mean the stylist is on the resupply boat?
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 04:50 PM
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Ok, who farted...
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 04:51 PM
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"oh god - where the hell are we?"
or
"C'mon guys get those cockles loaded before the chinese turn up!"
or
"How come he gets the gun?!"
Posted by: Warren Jacobs | January 22, 2008 at 04:52 PM
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"Strong enough for a man, my foot!"
Posted by: Marc Nelson Jr. | January 22, 2008 at 04:53 PM
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"Joe, if you ever make me wear this outfit again I'll send you back to editorial." says Phil
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 04:54 PM
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"My man, just hope no one ever loses this picture of us..." Phil says to Joe
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 04:56 PM
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"Umm, we are on the right beach, are we not?"
Posted by: Brett Soden | January 22, 2008 at 04:58 PM
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"Ah, there's nothing like the smell of a village about to be pillaged in the morning!"
Posted by: Brett Soden | January 22, 2008 at 05:03 PM
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"How do I tell them this is the wrong spot?"
Posted by: George | January 22, 2008 at 05:04 PM
Where's the rental car?
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 05:04 PM
What the heck's a green card?
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 05:06 PM
Now were is the restroom?
Posted by: Verlin White | January 22, 2008 at 05:08 PM
OK, Now were is the restroom?
Posted by: Verlin White | January 22, 2008 at 05:11 PM
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1)Well armed, well trained army... 58,000 Ducats
Sharpened swords... 2,000 Ducats
Preparation H on a hot day... priceless.
2)A map, a map, my Kingdom for a map.
3)Nag, nag, nag, maybe I wanted to get lost, ever think about that? Huh?!?
Posted by: Charles Young | January 22, 2008 at 05:11 PM
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They'll never find those missing tax discs here!
Posted by: Jonathan Craig Mortimer | January 22, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Is that a hackbut in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Posted by: VonZeppelin | January 22, 2008 at 05:22 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
Posted by: Paul Atkin | January 22, 2008 at 05:33 PM
I must remember to get this chin piece lowered so I don't gash my @#@+?@ nose every time I turn my head!
Posted by: Mike Blake | January 22, 2008 at 05:33 PM
"What do you mean close air support hasn't been invented yet?"
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 05:39 PM
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Alright, who forgot the satellite dish?
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 05:41 PM
"Oh dear...Seems I have soiled myself."
Posted by: Jeff Jones | January 22, 2008 at 05:43 PM
Hey Angus! The tides rising. How long we gotta hold these poses? Angus?
Posted by: jim | January 22, 2008 at 05:43 PM
Custer? Who the heck's this Custer?
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 05:48 PM
Ok, I voted for Hillary and this is the first Embassy she posts me to?
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 05:50 PM
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What's the big deal? It's just a place called Iraq...
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Oh, no! Forgot my helmet! If it rains, I'll drown in this funnel.....
Posted by: herblady | January 22, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Comments are moderated, and will not appear on this weblog until the "AUTHOR" has approved them...what the heck does that mean and what's an author? (By the way..isn't the author the person who invents the comment? Shouldn't it say "Editor" or "Blogitor (blogeditor)?
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 05:54 PM
"Just wait until I get my hands on that travel agent!"
Posted by: Harvey Trabb | January 22, 2008 at 05:59 PM
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"Bloody Hell!" Where have the lads got to?
Posted by: Brian V Taylor | January 22, 2008 at 06:11 PM
So there will be the main guesthouse, over there the swimming pool, and next to it the open air disco. Party !!!!!
Posted by: Hans Korting | January 22, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Go ahead, I'll be right behind you.
Posted by: Lance Runolfsson | January 22, 2008 at 06:16 PM
I hope these guys know I don't pay overtime...
Posted by: John Williamson | January 22, 2008 at 06:21 PM
he is thinking "Did I turn the Gas and Electric off?"
Posted by: A.Arbour | January 22, 2008 at 06:23 PM
"Wait a minute...This doesn't look like the Caribbean resort in the brochure..."
Posted by: Leland R. Erickson | January 22, 2008 at 06:27 PM
I hope they got a Starbucks in this neighborhood.
Posted by: Terrance Mikrut | January 22, 2008 at 06:42 PM
now then,did I put the lottery on.
Posted by: david stowell | January 22, 2008 at 06:42 PM
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We have to be the best armed smugglers ever!
Posted by: J. R. Rule II | January 22, 2008 at 06:44 PM
Did I leave my keys on the ship?
Posted by: Terrance Mikrut | January 22, 2008 at 06:46 PM
What did she mean when she said I wouldn't be the only one exploring new territories?
Posted by: Terrance Mikrut | January 22, 2008 at 06:49 PM
"New World" or not, I gotta pee.
Posted by: Dave Hueffmeier | January 22, 2008 at 06:59 PM
" I hope they remembered the can opener, to get me out of this thing!"
Posted by: Ian Tracey | January 22, 2008 at 07:00 PM
"What a hell of place for a desembarking !!"
Posted by: Ubirajara Sperb Cavedon | January 22, 2008 at 07:02 PM
Let's see.... Go north three days. Turn right at the straights of Florida. Fifteen days, north, watch out for the allegators,... then turn right into the bay....
This doesn't look like Disney World.
Posted by: Thomas Anderson | January 22, 2008 at 07:06 PM
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"Did I remember to pack my extra jerkin?"
"I should impale that blacksmith for not getting my helm done in time for the war!"
Posted by: Matthew Ulm | January 22, 2008 at 07:13 PM
hm, nice hat, but the blade seems to have fallen
off his axe.
Posted by: hugh munro | January 22, 2008 at 07:24 PM
We come in peace ... my ass
Posted by: Brian Kirwan | January 22, 2008 at 07:25 PM
I'm a Celebrity .... Get me out of here!
Posted by: Paul Robinson | January 22, 2008 at 07:33 PM
"I can hardly move in this, and the guy next to me just farted!"
Posted by: Charles Anderson | January 22, 2008 at 07:34 PM
"Good Lord! For this I joined the army?"
Posted by: Keith Bragg | January 22, 2008 at 07:35 PM
Join the army they said, see the world they said. Sheesh!
Posted by: Paul Robinson | January 22, 2008 at 07:35 PM
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Geln Millar ...... Shergar ...... Lord Lucan ..... Les Dennis ....... Elvis. Eh Gad it's the island of Lost Souls!
Posted by: Paul Robinson | January 22, 2008 at 07:37 PM
I told you an 18 inch neck size in armour was too big for me.
Are you sure it's an away game this week?
This is the last time I let you book one of these cheap last minute breaks.
This "pretending to be dead and bolting to Panama in a small boat" scam of yours better work.
Posted by: Gareth Williams | January 22, 2008 at 07:38 PM
"Good Lord! For this I joined the army?"
Posted by: Keith Bragg | January 22, 2008 at 07:39 PM
WHY is the guy next to me wearing a mini skirt??
Posted by: Jim Stewart | January 22, 2008 at 07:45 PM
EL DORADO my ass!
Posted by: Jim Stewart | January 22, 2008 at 07:48 PM
"Why do I feel like I've got a target on my forehead?"
"How long can I stand here before everyone realizes my armor is rusting solid?"
"I wish these guys would hurry up. I can smell myself!"
"Does that guy have a longbow? No, it's just a stick. Uh oh, I think it is a longbow."
"Well this is a great time to find out that hardtack doesn't agree with me!"
Posted by: Rob | January 22, 2008 at 07:50 PM
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entries: "I've got an itch in the damndest place..."
"Shoulda taken that left..."
Posted by: Ann Muenter | January 22, 2008 at 07:53 PM
"I knew I should have used the midden before I left the castle."
"OK, so it was a pound of butter, a loaf of bread...."
"I am the very model of a modern Major-Genreal..."
"'I just need you to pick up a few things on your way home' she says."
Posted by: Jarrod | January 22, 2008 at 07:54 PM
This Dose Not look like Miami Beach
Posted by: Tim Young | January 22, 2008 at 07:55 PM
What do you mean the wives have the credit cards?
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 07:56 PM
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You forgot to bring the Preparation H?
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 07:57 PM
"Do you think we overstayed our welcome?"
Posted by: Greg Sapara | January 22, 2008 at 08:00 PM
NO, Johnny Depp plays me in the movie!
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 08:02 PM
"...Helmet - check! Greaves - check! Halberd - check! Steel Boots...damn, i knew i forgot something..."
Posted by: Dave Cook | January 22, 2008 at 08:02 PM
"Ah fudge - I forgot my cellphone! BACK TO THE SHIPS!"
"This new mock turtle neck might be all the rage in Spain, but it's darned uncomfortable!"
Posted by: Zack Baughman | January 22, 2008 at 08:14 PM
"It's not fair! Why does Francesco always get to carry the gun?!?"
Posted by: Zack Baughman | January 22, 2008 at 08:19 PM
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"Tell me if you see any smugglers, they can be pretty devious fellows."
Posted by: Gavin Corless | January 22, 2008 at 08:44 PM
Philadelphia? It'll never catch on like Joeburg! Give it up pal...
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 08:51 PM
Let's see the IRS find us here!
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 08:52 PM
What do you mean the port-a-potty fell overboard?
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 08:54 PM
"Joey da Cannon, I, Phil the Pike, am not amused to find the Ospreyafia has sent us to the wrong Las Vegas"
Posted by: jim mcclain, usaf sof, ret | January 22, 2008 at 09:05 PM
Hurry up with the painting. My armor is rusting.
Posted by: Michael Engle | January 22, 2008 at 09:25 PM
"Damm! I forgot my rust proof underware."
Posted by: Dave Walker | January 22, 2008 at 10:04 PM
No one will see my cool beard in this armour.
I had a small axe too, it must be here somewhere...
Hmm. First we turned left, then right and then... Where are we?
Are we to late for happy hour?
The boat was to small to bring the horse to.
Just rocks and dead land. I wonder if Columbus have found anything yet.
The armour has been rusty, I can't move anymore.
Posted by: Tommy Antonsson | January 22, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Caption comment-
"Me and my big mouth! 'Someone should go set up a base camp for the army'...bloody great idea. Why can't I ever shut up!?"
Posted by: Michael Bryan | January 22, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Is it just me or is hot around here?
Posted by: DC | January 22, 2008 at 11:50 PM
How about "Oh great, wet socks, just what I need!"
Posted by: Ian Jordan | January 22, 2008 at 11:53 PM
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"God" that water was cold!
Posted by: George Kushma III | January 23, 2008 at 12:24 AM
I hate Mondays.
Posted by: George Kushma III | January 23, 2008 at 12:27 AM
Cave Helvetii!
Posted by: ANGEL ORTIZ | January 23, 2008 at 02:00 AM
Behold, Armor on Swiss!!
Posted by: ANGEL ORTIZ | January 23, 2008 at 02:04 AM
"Damn! Where's my helmet?"
"Ok, I've hit the beach, helped land all of this crap, and they didn't even give me a stupid t-shirt!"
Posted by: Tom | January 23, 2008 at 05:08 AM
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CAPTION IN BUBBLE:
OK wiseguy...now, how do we sneak all this stuff through Canada Customs?
Posted by: Doc | January 23, 2008 at 06:36 AM
"What is ths McDonalds on that sign by the Indian village?"
Posted by: Howard Levita | January 23, 2008 at 06:39 AM
"Alright, load everything back on the boat...this isn't India. We must have taken a wrong turn back at Jamaica!"
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 23, 2008 at 06:46 AM
Caption competition- "Always the same every year- the kids get me a plate armor turtleneck for my birthday!"
Posted by: James Davenport | January 23, 2008 at 06:58 AM
Great! The Brazilians have beaten us here and chopped down all the trees!
.....exit the M1 at Duxford and then head six miles west? That's it! I'm sueing Garmin!
Geraldo!?
Posted by: Tex | January 23, 2008 at 07:39 AM
Oh, don't tell me that we landed on the wrong rock!!!!
Posted by: Chuck Hardin | January 23, 2008 at 08:07 AM
My Mother always said you were a bad influence. Look at the mess you got us into this time.
Posted by: Mary Preston | January 23, 2008 at 08:40 AM
But the weather forecast said that Tewkesbury was fine and the ground was perfect for camping....
Posted by: Gary Hughs | January 23, 2008 at 09:01 AM
"Join the navy" they said, "see the world" they said, but still we've got no further than Lake Lucerne
Posted by: Gary Hughs | January 23, 2008 at 09:07 AM
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A three month journey and they still haven’t built the hotel!
Posted by: Chris | January 23, 2008 at 09:18 AM
"I wish father would have let me take up dancing instead."
Posted by: A.C. Murphy | January 23, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Tsunami? - whats that?
Posted by: Eddy McCready | January 23, 2008 at 10:53 AM
"I'm sure they said to go left after the big island..."
"Where's that Little Chef?"
"Doesn't look much like Tesco's to me."
Posted by: Guy | January 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM
"Those people can't hit anything at this dist..."
"Immigration? Illegal immigrant? What are you on about?"
"It says 'luxury accommodations this exit.' So..."
"Why is that bunch of 'peaceful natives' waving clubs and spears?"
"You said the compass was working...You said Cathay was just another hundred leagues...."
Posted by: John Beatty | January 23, 2008 at 12:25 PM
We must escape again to France...Now your sure this new suit of armour will float without those empty barrels strapped to me ...
Posted by: Paul | January 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM
$@#^%@
Wrong island !!! Should have taken that first roundabout 3/4.
Posted by: Hans Korting | January 23, 2008 at 01:00 PM
"I need to see the cruise director! This was not part of the package I paid for!"
Posted by: Luis Rueda | January 23, 2008 at 04:56 PM
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"Ha! Just as I expected.Kilroy was here!"
Posted by: Rick | January 23, 2008 at 05:23 PM
All right........Let's get looking for those WMDs!
Posted by: Michael Lubrano | January 23, 2008 at 06:54 PM
Ok, bring the sarnies over here. Gerald and I will check out the loos.
Posted by: Leo Harris | January 23, 2008 at 08:45 PM
What do you mean, she hasn't finished her make-up?
Posted by: Pete Ware | January 24, 2008 at 02:40 AM
"Not Cheese and Pickle sandwiches, again!"
Posted by: Guy | January 24, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Gold? Forget the stinking gold. We came in search of the new Osprey books they said would be here.
Posted by: Boyd Petty | January 24, 2008 at 11:42 AM
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto ....."
"Damn, I look sharp"
"I like it in here, it's private!"
Posted by: Paul Robinson | January 24, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Entry for Angus McBride print.
" We will conquer this desolute country and make it our own."
Posted by: Paul Jones | January 24, 2008 at 04:54 PM
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"
Posted by: Brandon Carter | January 24, 2008 at 05:39 PM
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"I don't think we're in Toldeo anymore, Sancho."
"Not another Starbucks!"
"This is the LAST time I book a discount cruise."
"I KNEW we should've asked for directions at the last port!"
Posted by: Thom Sobczak | January 24, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Por Santiago! I hope that it isn't the Guardia Civil's patrol!
Posted by: Fernando Mora | January 24, 2008 at 08:20 PM
Yes! I am afraid Bognor does always look like this old chum!
Posted by: gary landon jones | January 24, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Oh, no! I forgot my Osprey collection on the boat!
Posted by: Marcelo Volcato | January 25, 2008 at 04:35 AM
I'm wearing the armor, so I should have the gun.
Posted by: Don | January 25, 2008 at 07:12 AM
HEY THEY CANT SEE MY LIPSTICK WITH THIS ARMOUR AROUND MY MOUTH!
Posted by: susan langton | January 25, 2008 at 07:16 AM
How'd they get all those big guys in that little boat?
Posted by: Shirley Hodge | January 25, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Why are those vultures soaring overhead?
Posted by: Shirley Hodge | January 25, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Why do I get the feeling this is not the place we set out for?
Posted by: Shirley Hodge | January 25, 2008 at 05:09 PM
"I wish WD-40 had been invented,my armour is so rusty, I can`t move."
Posted by: kenneth | January 25, 2008 at 08:49 PM
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"I`ll have to get another job,I hate working Knights."
Posted by: ken wilkinson | January 25, 2008 at 08:54 PM
Where are the Mariachis? Oh nooo this is Costa del Sol. Damm it¡¡¡¡¡
Posted by: Eduardo Tellez | January 25, 2008 at 09:58 PM
Typical! They get guns: I get the can-opener in case of rust.
What a great business! We smuggle booze out of Wales during the week, and smuggle the same stuff back in again on Sundays.
Next time you're in London, you'd better get me some more WD40.
The customs men? Nah, it's the locals I'm worried about at Branscombe.
I reckon we'd be able to smuggle a lot more if we either had less men or a bigger boat.
Are you sure the customs men would be interested in our running an illegal laundry business?
Posted by: Rob Falconer | January 25, 2008 at 11:02 PM
If they don't hurry to unload the boat, I miss the Camphions League Final!!!
Posted by: MERO Fabio | January 26, 2008 at 02:16 PM
His hearing’s getting worse. I only asked if he wanted a snuggle.
The cruise ship may not be much cop, but the shore visits are certainly exciting
Posted by: Valerie Falconer | January 26, 2008 at 03:35 PM
So this is Halloween in da New World? Big deal!!!
Posted by: doug barnes | January 27, 2008 at 12:07 AM
The union rep of the Stevedores 445 was not impessed by the lack of facilities at the international dock of the New World!
Posted by: doug barnes | January 27, 2008 at 12:12 AM
P&O promised they'd have a bus waiting for us.
Posted by: clive archer | January 27, 2008 at 02:18 AM
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"I think we gave our wives the slip. Set up the projector and card tables over there!"
"Alright! Who farted?"
"All this way and I forgot the darn shopping list!"
"I hope they're friendly 'cause I really gotta go!"
"I hope they understand I mean no disrespect, but my breath really IS that bad!"
"When the armorer said a 'half-helm', I thought he meant for the top of my head!"
Posted by: Thom Sobczak | January 27, 2008 at 06:06 AM
I had a bundle.....
Posted by: Mike Franklin | January 27, 2008 at 07:49 PM
SO this is what they do with recycled cans
Posted by: Gillian Johns | January 27, 2008 at 11:10 PM
"Larry, where the heck is Curly -- we can't make this 'short film' until we find him, you porcupine!"
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 28, 2008 at 03:35 AM
"Quickly Jose, let's find the 'w.c.' before I rust this cheap armour."
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 28, 2008 at 03:40 AM
"I told you we should've taken the Concorde instead of that slow boat -- now we've missed the whole darned Inquisition!"
Act 3, Scene 3
..............
Ollie says: "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 28, 2008 at 04:07 AM
"Garcia, remind me to fire the guy who planned this picnic, if we ever get back to the office..."
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 28, 2008 at 04:13 AM
"Get that idiot caddy back there to bring me my sand wedge -- this #@**! halberd won't get the ball to the green from here."
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 28, 2008 at 04:18 AM
"What the heck is a 'NEWFIE', anyway?"
"New World my fanny; not a skyscraper in sight!"
Posted by: Doc Levita | January 28, 2008 at 04:23 AM
it would have been cheaper paying excess baggage at the airport
Posted by: james baillie | January 29, 2008 at 09:03 AM
I knew that seeing "Europe on $10 a day" was too
good to be true!
Posted by: Robert Gottschalk | January 30, 2008 at 02:27 AM
"If anything, this axe is too big"
"Helmet - check, body armour - check, sword and unpractically sized axe - check, moccasins - check ..."
"At last, after a journey equivocable to odysseus himself, we reach the promised land...Dover"
"How did I end up working as an undercover agent for Immigration Control? I wanted to be a painter!"
Posted by: N. Jones | January 30, 2008 at 06:48 PM
Look! A Starbucks, quick go and order me a Latte.
Posted by: John Newby | January 30, 2008 at 09:25 PM
This don't look like Waikiki Beach to me.
Posted by: DC Locke | January 31, 2008 at 03:37 AM
"We better catch the last boat as the Knights are drawing in!"
Posted by: Tyson Fazackerley | February 01, 2008 at 11:01 AM
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All I said was, I don't think much of the chef on this cruise!
Posted by: Lyn Funnell | February 02, 2008 at 04:11 PM
It's all very well supporting local traders, but you don't get these sorts of problems at ASDA.
Posted by: Liam Dawson | February 02, 2008 at 07:47 PM
'He hasn't made much of an effort.'
Posted by: Liam Dawson | February 03, 2008 at 11:32 AM
I should have gone to Specsavers.......!
Posted by: Trish Lewis | February 03, 2008 at 06:40 PM
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Wait, did anyone make a reservation?
This isn't Plymouth, this is Normandy!
Darn, they misspelled Roanoke!
Posted by: Richard B | February 05, 2008 at 02:33 AM
I hope someone brought a tin opener!
Posted by: Fredpen | February 09, 2008 at 04:39 PM
You're kidding me, right? After sailing 44 days,
battling typhoons and sea serpents,eating spoiled food,suffering dysentery, diffusing a mutiny,
forgetting a change of underwear and having my hemorrhoids,swollen the size of a large rodent, burst into my codpiece, I arrive at this place,
a mere 4 and a half miles from our departure point!?
You idiots! We've circumnavigated ourselves.
Fortello - bring me the navigator. I will chop off his head, which is obvioulsy of no use to him.
And stay away from the beans - you're stench annoys me.
Tell those insufferable oafs to drop whatever it is they're carrying and bring what's left of the rum ashore - I want to get smashed while I figure
out what to tell the Queen . . .
Posted by: jim laurier | February 11, 2008 at 03:41 PM
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Slow down, I've got metal fatigue
Posted by: Gillian Johns | February 12, 2008 at 10:53 PM
Are you absolutely certain the salt water won't make me rusty, Peter?
Posted by: carina mcd | February 17, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Ten men - Ten vultures - Tension!!
This is the best spot for a picnic we've found in 18 months at sea!!
Location, location, location.
Alas, poor Yorick, he missed the boat!!
Cruises now are so much more interesting than in the olden days, don't you think?
Posted by: Penny Harper | February 20, 2008 at 07:25 AM
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maybe if i dont say anything they wont notice this is the infested island we left 5 days ago...
Posted by: catface | February 25, 2008 at 02:03 AM
why can i not feel my helmet?
Posted by: tam picken | February 26, 2008 at 06:50 PM
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I'm sure the boat would have started to sink whether I was wearing this heavy armour or not.
Posted by: Lee Clarke | February 26, 2008 at 10:40 PM
"I could just murder an Indian!"
Posted by: Davey | February 27, 2008 at 03:55 PM
"Aren't we in the right movie?"
"Now where did I put the rest of my helmet?"
"Didn't you say stick to the coast and you can't get lost?"
"This is another fine mess you've got us into"
"So, this is the fantastic new business opportunity you wanted me to invest in...."
Posted by: Mike Dundas | February 28, 2008 at 01:28 AM
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In the new animation 'B' movie:
3 men and a little lazy:
Mr Sean Bean acts as
Mr Bean playing the part of
Mr Ben as he -
Missus d-boat,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
Posted by: Hywel Griffiths | February 28, 2008 at 07:40 PM
Heck !
The French look funny with those feathers !
Posted by: Björn Reichel | March 12, 2008 at 11:31 AM
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