"... which makes me believe our tanks should be deployed over there, Sire..."
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"You should move your car, it's badly parked...".
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"Excuse me Caesar...there's a bloke out there wants to sell you a Egyptian carpet on the cheap!"
OR
"Hail Caesar! - No it's just raining!"
Sorry!
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"Excuse me Caesar...there's a bloke out there wants to sell you a Egyptian carpet on the cheap!"
OR
"Hail Caesar! - No it's just raining!"
Sorry!
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"I told the pizza guy to deliver to the front door..."
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What do you mean he won't fetch? You've got the stick haven't you?
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"I told the pizza guy to deliver to the front door..."
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"Uh...I'm sorry sir...but our soldiers has already charged the enemy..."
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'Ere, Guv. Were'd you want all this body oil then?
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Invade Britian? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
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There was a moment of icy tension at the HQ staff party when some comic genius placed
a whoopee cushion on Caesars seat. Nobody quite knew we're to look -
Caesar "If anyone even twitches I will let loose the Dogs of War!"
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Who glued my hands to this desk?
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"You know, his bum does look big in that."
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"I definitely had an egg on the spoon when I left."
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Sir! We still can't get rid of these Jehovah's Witnesses! What are your orders?
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The two guys behind Caesar whispers, "George is trying to get him outside so the boys can see the 'Kick Me' sign on his back." .... "Oh Yeah, this is going to be funny!"
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"Excellency, there are more Gauls out there than you can shake a stick at...literally."
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Ave imperator. The Gauls have won the dice-off and are going first!
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Sire, the Brits are asking if you can be a judge in their new X-Factor competition!
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Some guy out there named Brutus is pissed at you.
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"Well whoever said 'speak softly and carry a big stick' did not have to face a blood thirsty Visigoth wielding a giant ax!"
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"There might well be a horde of Gauls out out there centurion but at this present moment I'm fighting a personal battle against constipation!"
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Listen to him, Antony!
Labienus certainly has his Gaul.
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Yes, I know Brutus gives you the Sh....... The gents is this way Juli baby.
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We tried the carrots, sir, but the Gauls aren't in a vegetable eating mood. Here is the stick I told you about.
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"Sorry sir, Vercingetorix still maintains that he won't surrender to the sort of men who don't wear pants. Period."
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Pfft! If I "look like Superman in that cape", then you look like Mary Marvel!
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"Wanna my little stick? Come get it!"
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Here we see the most fearsome tactic of the Roman Legions; the menacing scowl.
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"So what if the barbarians just overran our position. I just saved a ton of money on car insurance."
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"Sir.... I've come all this way on a journey taking many days, through some of the most inhospitable terrain imaginable and full of some of our worst enemies, and all because you want me.....to hit you...with my rhythm stick!"
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"What will your wife say that your already gray haired? I had to use the stick to prevent my men laughing"
Scribe: "Ill write that down"
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Julius Caesar i suppose
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"It's some geaser called Plutarch on the phone Sire. It's something to do with the Ides of March."
KenA.
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Telling ya, Caesar. Doing a quick Zumba session like this will get rid of the moobs.
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It is a great victory Caesar! Thousands of years from now, salads will be named in your honour...
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It is a great victory Caesar! Thousands of years from now, salads will be named in your honour...
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"Sire,the Greeks are back again for another Bail-Out."
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Is the competition still open? (No this is not a suggested caption.)
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