Every morning, the kids get to watch a bit of TV and for the last week, one advert keeps catching my eye. It is for the Rapid Fire mobile assault vehicle, which is suitable for eight-year-olds apparently.
This kid's toy puts "maximum firepower and major maneuverability under their control. Featuring a rapid-fire, 12-shot cannon that fires foam darts, long range attack capability up to 20 feet and full function steering, the Rapid Fire mobile assault vehicle is a blast".
Although part of me is thinking that this is very wrong, the rest of me is thinking that it isn't that long till Christmas...